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Found poems in category: 25 |
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I love to see
Two lil puppies
Rubbing noses
And cuddling
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by Linda Leavers
at 2009-09-17 |
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WHAT IF I COULD BE HAPPY WITH YOU?
AFTER OUR PAST I KNOW THAT COULDN'T BE TRUE?
I NEVER TOLD A BOYFRIEND I LOVE YOU BEFORE.
SINCE I TOLD YOU MY LOVE WENT OUT THE DOOR.
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by Olivia B
at 2009-09-09 |
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I ran up the covers
and pulled up the stairs
said my pajamas
and put on my prayers
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by Kimmy perry
at 2009-08-11 |
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WHY ARE THEY SO DUMB
THEY DRIVE ME INSANE
THEY THINK YOU LOVE THEM
WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW THEIR NAME
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by Linda Leavers
at 2009-07-25 |
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Roses are red
violets are blue
Most poems rhmye
but this one doesnt.
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by VYXSIN
at 2009-06-28 |
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WHAT IF I COULD BE HAPPY WITH YOU?
AFTER OUR PAST I KNOW THAT COULDN'T BE TRUE?
I NEVER TOLD A BOYFRIEND I LOVE YOU BEFORE.
SINCE I TOLD YOU MY LOVE WENT OUT THE DOOR.
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by Olivia B
at 2009-06-11 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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While we were in the park
listening to his heart
and all of a sudden i heard a fart
not to loud not to low
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by Laissa
at 2009-05-01 |
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What if...
I slept on the floor
Put on my bed
Put my Shirt on backward
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by Kimberley
at 2009-04-21 |
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Whenever I see you, I...
Run into the door,
Slip on the floor,
Fall on my face,
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by Marisa
at 2009-03-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Lit. Bliss
you want a Haiku
well how about a senryu
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by Sluvious
at 2009-02-28 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Bunny
A real bubblier,
A real delight,
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by Oshane
at 2009-02-26 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Man asked God:
'why do you make women so beautiful?'
God said
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by Lemon Square Bear23
at 2009-02-13 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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My boyfriend is a nerd.
He plays video games like its his job.
He has played them from 1030-5
And is going to play again
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by Tamara
at 2009-02-11 |
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Votes: 0 |
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* Why Do I Miss You? Because U Make Me Smile. U Are So Kind, u Are So Sweet, u Are Funny.... And Most Of All, Because U Are Not Texting Me Any More. That's WHY... :( *
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by LoveTear
at 2009-01-09 |
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Votes: 0 |
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I love someone,
Yes I do.
I love someone.
He's for me and,
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by Samantha
at 2009-01-08 |
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I'll be the L
If you'll be the V
And she'll represent O
If he can be E
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by Tara
at 2009-01-06 |
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HERE HE COMES THE TOY SAID IS MY TURN HE IS GOING TO PLAY WITH ME HE GRAPS THE TOY KISSES THE TOY GIVE'S HER A HUG THEN HE PUT HER BACK IN HER PLACE THE TOY IS TIRED OF THESE GAMES SO SHE SAID IAM WALKING AWAY THAT TOY WAS ME.
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by Mary
at 2008-11-16 |
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It is as simple as this
I'll bet you a few bucks
If you don't believe me,
Most every guy in Ohio sucks
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by Linda Leavers
at 2008-11-12 |
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The trouble with love...
is you'll never really in-love
unless you are troubled.
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by Wildfiona
at 2008-10-27 |
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If while in drunken leisure,
You feel depressed and far from pleasure.
Then think of me with hardly anything on,
And hopefully your blues will soon be gone.
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by Wolf Haines
at 2008-10-27 |
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Please remove yourself from my mind,
As you have it in an awful muddle.
Until you arrived you would not find
In it anything more sexual than a cuddle.
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by Wolf Haines
at 2008-10-27 |
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Te quiero como la mierda
no te olvido ni cagando
cada pedo que me echo
es un beso que te mando
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by Claudia
at 2008-10-27 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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I feel like dead
'cuz i was ur fool
why i'm so sad?
you are not that beautiful!!!
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by Melody
at 2008-10-27 |
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You loved me
i loved you
now you love me...
and I hate you!
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by Melody
at 2008-10-27 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Happy birthday
Make way for the birthday girl
She walks in the room and give us a twirl
She's 21 and a bit today
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by More den just a broken smile
at 2008-10-27 |
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